wade simmons (unbalanced and biased... oh... don't forget, unfair)

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

How to kill someone

First get a hazmat suit. Put it on and shower with water then acid then water. Supprize your victim or better yet, don't let them know you are there. Shoot them in the head with a small caliber weapon. Leave the scene and acid etch the barrel on the gun. Now dissamble the weapon and melt each piece separately. Through the pieces in separate water bodies at great distances from each other. Go to a different country and take off the hazmat suit. Burn it. Wash youself completely. Go live in yet a different country.

Or, just don't kill anyone.


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